why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
You two are the kind of people that I hope go into debt having a really beautiful wedding and then get divorced because you don’t fucking know each other or yourselves. I vomit on your existence.
Barbra, do you remember this?
you don’t believe in evolution? you think charizards are just born like that, punk?
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
|Me:||Good, I was trying to look like you today|